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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear."
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"What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? Both of them can smell it but neither is allowed to eat it."
"Opinions are like Assholes... Everyone has one, and some just taste better than others."
"What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe? Yo, duh."
"What do you tell a cow blocking a road? Mooove"
"Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6 Because he could become a brandfare"
"Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet. Have you seen the movie Diarrhea? You can. It's still running."
"Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man? Because he always went Against All Odds."
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."