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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry Korean physicist? A seoulenoid"
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"""I'm a people person."" - outgoing guy. ""I'm a geese goose."" - outgoing goose."
"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"
"What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff!"
"I invented a figure skating move. It's called 360 degree faceplant. It's like a normal faceplant, but with a twist."
"What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer? The ones with Jam in"
"What do you get for breaking news? Newscasts"
"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"
"As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit"
"Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials Because you know, sex cells"