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Joke of the Day

"How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb? Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?"

"I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video."

"I invented a new joke today I invented a new word today Plagiarism"

"I stand at airplane arrival gates with a ""SAMANTHA"" sign, then cry after everyone's exited until airport security brings me soup. Free soup!"

"My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?"

"Religion is like farts... Everyone likes the smell of their own, but not someone doing it in their face. Hope it hasn't been said before :)"

"Subway calling their employees sandwich artists must really piss off people who actually paint sandwiches for a living."

"I think my neighbor is stalking me... as I saw her googling my name on her computer last night.I saw it through my telescope."

"I ran over my wife yesterday I was devastated, but she was crushed"

"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."