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Joke of the Day

"How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb? Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?"

"ZOMBIE 1: why do we eat brains? ZOMBIE 2: because. It's food for thought! haha ZOMBIE 1: [sigh]"

"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."

"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."

"My brother thought it'd be hilarious to replace all my Adderall with Viagra... which explains how I've been studying so hard."

"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."

"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? ""Halloumi"""

"I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words"

"When I really sit down and think about it My ass has seen some shit"

"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping..."