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"What do you say to comfort the grammar nazi? There, their, they're..."
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"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"
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"A recent study concluded that chickens lay more eggs when they get music in their coops... But only if it is Bach."
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"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. An explanation please?"
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