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Joke of the Day
"Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park? They were at a Tucker family reunion."
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"Is there anything better than being fit and healthy? Yes. Pizza and beer."
"You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor."
"What did one suicide bomber say to the next? Nothing, he just waved. #punchlinesthatdontwork"
"""No child of mine is going out in a skirt that short."" ""Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"" ""Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing."""
"[after an accident on the ski slope] ME: did i nail the triple backflip PARAMEDIC: u choked on a tootsie roll and fell off of the ski lift"
"Raped by a canadian A woman called the police saying she was raped by a canadian, the policeman asked how she knew he was canadian. She said he said sorry after."
"At first my business of selling airplanes struggled quite a bit But then it took off."
"Has anyone tried watering old people? Maybe they just need to be watered."
"Sometimes I wish I was a mermaid. Maybe then HR would stop hassling me for wearing a seashell bra on casual Fridays."