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Joke of the Day

"what did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing THAT for two bucks again."

"This PS4 Pirate Simulator game is rubbish! Bringing your ship into harbour is a nightmare! I guess it's just a bad port."

"This might be an uncomfortable subject for some... But we need to start talking about Germany's plans to drill for oil in 2940."

"""It's pronounced Jeff"" ""Whatever you say, Goff"""

"Nine months from now we'll have an adorable, pooping reminder of The Night the Internet Wasn't Working."

"Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home."

"Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns."

"What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, ""once upon a time,"" black begins, ""y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""

"Why do the Marines call it Parris island? Because they like to play with each other's oui oui."

"What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti? A Pastafarian."