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Joke of the Day
"What did the ocean say? Nothing, he just waved."
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"Micromanager Knock Knock Who's there? Micromanager. Now, you say 'micromanager who?'"
"How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001."
"I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude."
"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""
"BALD FLEAS Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."
"I found a popular erotic novel from Iran It's called ""Sheep."""
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant? Sizzle-r"
"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."
"What do you call conjoined dolphins Dual porpoise"