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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot you racist"

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"What did the jewish pedophile say too the children? Would you like to ""buy"" some candy"
"So I've decided that my wifi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."
"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"
"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."
"I bought a backpack that was field tested... ...They didn't say anything about how well it performed on the test, but I was glad that they showed some initiative."
"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""
"Why is everything lying on the floor? my mom asked Gravity, I replied."
"Why do gingers get sunburned so easily? It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors"
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once... caught her seeing someone on the side though."