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Joke of the Day
"So I've decided that my wifi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."
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"If two vegetarians fight.... Do they have beef?"
"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."
"she : XOXOXOXOX Me : stop cheating babe. You can't play both our turns."
"A Muslim enters the United States Oh sorry thought it was still 2016."
"I started this new whiskey diet. I've lost 4 days already!"
"Asked to switch seats. I wanted to switch seats on the plane last week because of a crying baby. The stewardess said no... just because it was my baby"
"Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!"
"Q: How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered."
"Cheerleaders are there to tell you that your team needs to score more points & the name of your team in case you forget at any given moment"