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Joke of the Day
"So I've decided that my wifi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."
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"There are two things that never work Month old condoms and voting for a third party. (That being said, I'm fucking terrified)"
"My veterinarian told me to stop feeding my cows round bales of hay... they don't provide a square meal"
"Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry."
"What's the difference between a toddler and a handgun? A handgun can't suck a dick."
"What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!"
"I have eaten so much of the white bean and kale soup we made this weekend that the EPA just imposed sanctions on my butt"
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their."
"Some people have 32 teeth while others have 10... It's simple meth."
"How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy? With a crowbar."