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Joke of the Day

"What's got 40 balls and fucks ducks? A 12 Gauge Shotgun"

"I made an appointment but it was cancelled. It was ... disappointing."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop."

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple store? For the watch"

"Me and my baby mama are gonna name the kid Pun It wasn't intended"

"When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag, So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops"

"no idea! I told my boyfriend that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud. Then I told my mom my boyfriend is retarded. They have no idea!"

"What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!"

"I lost a finger in an accident today. It sucks but on the other hand... I still have all five."

"""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's"