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Joke of the Day
"What is your name? Hugh Mungus"
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"I saw a slim white guy in a dark alley that was so shady but funny... ..so funny and shady in fact, that if you saw him in a room full of ready to laugh people sitting down, he'd stand up."
"My wife wants to have the baby listen to classical music while in the womb. Would an ipod nano or shuffle be easier to get up there?"
"What's the difference between a skilled magician and a women's choir? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."
"What is it called when one punches a stripper? A hoedown!"
"My girlfriend told me that if I ever cheated on her, it would be worse if it was with a black girl. I told her she was wrong. It'd only be three-fifths as bad."
"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"
"What says ""Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"" ? A dog with a hair lip"
"Donald Trump doesn't like Mexicans, and I'm terrible with timed writing prompts. I guess we have similar opinions... We both hate ese's."
"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"