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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen? Because it might be a *sham*"
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"Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they're using it to create legal Nin-tender"
"Dropped my son for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you're supposed to pick them up?"
"Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe."
"What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam."
"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."
"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"
"My girlfriend got her period last night while she was sleeping... In other news, I have a Japanese flag for sale now"
"So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)"
"My dog failed puppy school. He was always wagging class."