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Joke of the Day

"There were 2 cows in a field and one says ""mooo"" and the other says... ""I was going to say that"""

"Let's talk about Sex Baby. I regret you naming our son that. You're a real piece of shit, Tammy."

"A new hospital opens for the first time, and the doctor is getting antsy... ""What are we waiting for?"" the doctor asks. ""Patients, Doctor,"" replied the nurse. ""Patients."""

"Did you hear about the farmer's daughter who was sent home from the county fair? She couldn't keep her calves together."

"My wife screams like crazy during sex... ...especially when I walk in on her!!!"

"""After last week's scare with Jeremy, the new first rule of Fight Club is absolutely no peanuts or snacks containing peanuts."""

"I call all dogs 'puppies', regardless of age. They like it."

"What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them? A positive pregnancy test."

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."

"How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick."