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Joke of the Day

"There were 2 cows in a field and one says ""mooo"" and the other says... ""I was going to say that"""

"Why are redditors American? Because they always \*tip\*."

"What do you call a cow in a Russian forest? A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead."

"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"

"Somebody said ""hey wanna eat this apple"" and I said ""no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"""

"Her: are you single? [flashback to 2011 where I tried to kiss a girl but she turned away and I kissed her cheek] Me: haha idk"

"Jared from subway lost his job the same way he got it. By getting into smaller pants."

"What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue."

"Why is every boob job the same? Two round boobs. Switch it up ladies. Someone get two Belgian waffles or something."

"About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game... I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday."