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Joke of the Day
"What was the fisherman's favorite art style reelism"
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"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."
"""Oh, you're left handed?"" - people who see me writing with my left hand, curious if I'm just doing it for show"
"A penis lives a sad life.. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, neighbor is an asshole, best friend is a pussy and owner beats him."
"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."
"Did you hear about Bruce Jenner? Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box"
"TIFU by having sex in an elevator"
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"
"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"
"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget."