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Joke of the Day

"Why are C programmers never invited to parties? They have no class"

"What do you get when you cross Hitler with a black woman? Aw sieg heil no!"

"Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte"

"Bro: Dude, is this YOUR Shakira CD??? Me: What? No....it's my wife's..... Hips: No.... It's his... Me: Shut up Hips!"

"Women usually love when I compliment them on their youthful appearance. But this lady is obviously upset over comments about her pimples."

"About what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here. OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that. BIDEN: Punch him round the back. OBAMA: Joe. BIDEN: Kick, then."

"You have to admit that if you saw Santa Claus actually coming down the chimney you'd freak the fuck out, presents or no presents."

"A handsome and well dressed old man walks into a bar... ... approaches a good looking elderly lady, and says: ""Do I come here often?"""

"Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair? Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud"