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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by burning my post oops retoast"

"What do goats do on election day? Voat. co"

"Never stop seeking knowledge. It is how we grow as a society. But if you do, go ahead and run for office."

"Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house? Because he is an ex-Terminator."

"Apple watch, loudly: ""It is time for you to poop"" Me: ""A-as I was saying, our investors h-"" Watch, louder: ""It is your optimal poop time"""

"What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head? Duck."

"What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use? AAA"

"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"

"She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then got pissed when I started throwing food at her."

"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."