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Joke of the Day

"[leaving store without bag] Cashier: Forgetting something? ""Oh wow, how embarrassing"" *walks back to give her a hug and kiss on the lips*"

"If gingers are pale because they have no soul... Does that explain why black people have so much soul?"

"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"

"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... ...I don't know y"

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."

"Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos? Everybody hates Pilipinos."

"That awkward moment when you realize that the nursery rhyme never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg..."

"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"