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Joke of the Day
"Google+ is not a ""ghost town"", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun."
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"I always cry after sex. God, I fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!"
"A man walks in his bedroom with a pig... under his arm. He says: ""I fucked this she-swine for 10 years"" His wife, shocked, yells: ""What?"" The man replies: ""Shut up, I was talking to the pig."""
"Dude, multiplication is like advanced adding."
"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."
"Holy Communion: PRIEST:""This is the body of Christ. Take it "" ME:""Uum,can I instagram it first?"" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*"
"What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque."
"Wanna know how I tell my sister is on her period? My Dad's dick tastes like blood."