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Joke of the Day

"{Bear walks up to me} ME: Plays dead BEAR: Get up, I just want to talk. Who are you voting for in the election ME: Ugh, a poller bear"

"A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, ""Help me get to the other side of the river!"" The blonde yells back, ""You *are* on the other side of the river!"""

"""son, did i ever tell you about how I served in Nom?"" ""dad, don't you mean Nam?"" ""sorry son i ate a small cake at the end of that sentence"""

"*puts leash around pet lobster* I think there will be games and lots of friends to play with Pinchy *walks into Lobsterfest* COVER YOUR EYES"

"*a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?"

"What's a difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs"

"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."

"Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?"

"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."

"How do Jews celebrate Christmas? By dancing around the cash register singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"""