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"Executioner : Due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair."
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"My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish... She would dress like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"In America, Trump unseats black, male president. In Russia, president sits on Trump blackmail!"
"person texting me: hey I'm outside me: [covered in glue and accidentally tripping onto a pile of several thousand photos of you] uh HANG ON"
"""youre acting like a big baby"" wow great observation dipshit i am basically a baby that has aged a lot and gained weight. we all are"
"I have just seen a load of dyslexic africans. They were laying flowers at nissan maindealers."
"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"
"Every night Owen Wilson secretly prays tomorrow will be the day his son breaks his nose for the first time."
"Great, I clicked on ""Start Your Free Trial"" and now I'm convicted of murder."
"Before I go swimming in the ocean... I always slather myself in marmite, that way I have a 50% chance of not getting eaten by a shark."