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Joke of the Day

"How do deaf people tell each other secrets ? They wear mittens."

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells."

"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"

"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will."

"Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"Why did the lesbian go to Sports Authority? because she didn't like dicks."

"Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that? Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother? Because he stays low key"

"Yes, curling is silly and basically janitorial work, but that guy's gonna have a gold medal, and all you'll have is your joke about curling."

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180"