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Joke of the Day

"(Request) My uncle is trying to remember a Sarah Palin joke about her having a kid with down syndrome. Comment them here and I'll pass em along. Thanks a bunch :)"

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"I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on"
"A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it? TRICK QUESTION! Cars can't fit in the kitchen!"
"Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."
"Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down."
"[NSFW] What do you do when your penis starts acting up? Beat the fuck out of it!"
"I know one song that won't be popular in gay clubs anymore. Murder on the Dance Floor."
"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."
"i made up a joke once one day i made up a joke, but i am lactose intolerant and so i died"
"A baby came out of my stomach and I was all ""weird, I don't remember eating that..."""