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Joke of the Day

"A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it? TRICK QUESTION! Cars can't fit in the kitchen!"

"Waiter: how did you two meet Me: this is actually a blind date W: *much louder* SORRY I SAID HOW DID YOU TWO MEET"

"Hey online media: ""Comfortability"" isn't a word. The noun you're looking for is ""comfort."" And it doesn't need you to give it a fancy hat."

"Ikea is Swedish for DIY"

"Old joke for Halloween. Why do witches not wear panties? For better grip on the broom"

"What is it called when a criminal gets excited? A Con-Yay!"

"Why do black people hate country music? When they hear the word ""hoedown"" they think their sister got shot."

"Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people."

"Nate: ""Hey what's the weather like out there?"" Kate: ""I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."""

"Me to waitress: ""Do you have frog legs?"" Her response: ""Yes.."" Me: ""Then hop on back to the kitchen and get me a steak"""