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Joke of the Day

"I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on"

"What's 668? The Neighbor of the Beast."

"""I really wish you'd post more 4sq checkins & tumblr links"" -no one on Twitter ever"

"Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident? He let God take the wheel Edit: *Jesus.* He let *Jesus* take the wheel"

"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"

"An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow."

"The judge gave me 7 days to live... So I shot myself. The doctor gave me 4 months. Problem solved. B)"

"What does having sex with me and the holocaust have in common? There are people who still deny it ever happened."

"Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, ""I'll have some H2O."" The second one says, ""I'll have some H2O too."" The second one dies."

"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""