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Joke of the Day

"Student loans: because you should know what it's like to be one of the poor people you're always going on about"

"How do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."

"What is the worst place to have the ""you break it, you buy it"" rule? The pet store"

"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"

"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."

"I've got the body of a 25 year old supermodel But my fridge is too small... Does anyone have any ideas?"

"Did you hear about the neckbeards that raped the killer clown? They did it, Reddit."

"Skunks Roses are red. Violets are blue. If skunks had a college They'd call it P.U."

"I held a solipsist party at my house yesterday Everyone was there."

"In New York someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."