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"A local policeman did a talk on heroin It was impossible to understand him"
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"What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? Tom Cruise"
"What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State"
"Being a software engineer is pretty cool because I can just stare at my screen/zone out & if anybody questions me I say I'm optimizing code"
"What's the difference between a dead dog and a black guy on the road Dead dog has skidd marks on it"
"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""
"if God exists it's probably a woman no man holds a grudge for this long"
"My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking."
"Who called them potatoes & not the motherchip."
"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""