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Joke of the Day

"An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK... The immigration officer asks: ""Occupation?"" The Israeli says: ""No. I'm just visiting."""

"Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time."

"What is the best kind of vegetable? The one in the wheelchair."

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 4 pints"

"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car ? Carlos."

"What do you call a cold thief A rob-buurr"

"What elements make up life? Lithium and Iron"

"BlackJack Jack be nimble Jack be quick Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick"

"The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone"

"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"