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Joke of the Day
"The new strip club's sign said 'open to the public'. Until my friends stole the L."
Next Joke
"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"
"I'm hooked on abortion jokes, Gladly, they'll never get old."
"Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys are roommates and calling it ""tuna half men"""
"Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later."
"Rhinos are really just old, fat unicorns. Don't argue. U know i'm right."
"So there I was, balls deep in peanut butter, when I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter is an odd name for a dog."""
"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"
"Hey dad, the hospital called, patients are trying to rest, could you please turn down your television."
"What did the cat... Say to the person? Nothing, because cats don't speak."