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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"
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"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."
"Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!"
"Why did the man get sent to jail? Black male"
"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk"
"I prefer F-1 over Nascar.... ...does that make me racist? -&y"