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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"
Next Joke
"Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!"
"Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better... Its an appreciating asset."
"What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending"
"I should buy my girlfriend a plunger for christmas because she loves to bring up old shit."
"Why wasn't Vladimir late? He was Russian."
"Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race."
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"What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon."
"I was born upside down My nose runs and my feet smell"