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Joke of the Day
"Rhinos are really just old, fat unicorns. Don't argue. U know i'm right."
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"I want to open a drinking establishment without any furniture. It'll be the best around, Bar None."
"What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history? American Snipper"
"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."
"Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight."
"What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba? You'll know if she was faking it."
"My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said ""WTF man, it's 2015. You can use whatever printer you want."""
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... is the Bar Tender here?"
"What kind of shoes do therapists wear? Issues."
"What do you call a group of spoiled children? The government"