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Joke of the Day

"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"

"""They say children learn by example, even for potty training."" -I explain to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn"

"[tv interview] did you get upset? ""that *beep* lied to me, she can go *beep* herself"" don't do that. just curse and we will add the beeps"

"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."

"Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!"

"What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."

"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"

"I have pet snakes, turtles, and lizards. They are a family but I think they hate each other. I think I have A reptile disfunction."

"My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!! But I almost got clocked out!"

"I'm going for LASIK surgery tomorrow Really looking forward to it."