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Joke of the Day

"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"

"You haven't experienced awkwardness and felt like a complete idiot until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash, the other is delicious."

"How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat."

"Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!"

"I went running today but came back after 5 minutes because I forgot something I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes."

"I was caught after ditching a cab without paying... I was charged with Taxi Evasion."

"Yo mama, so fat.... that when she walked outside to get the mail, it measured on the Richter Scale."

"So a soccerball walks into a bar The bartender kicked him out."

"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?""The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""