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Joke of the Day

"You might be a redneck What'a the last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he hits a windshield? His asshole...."

"In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?"

"Why are there more females in the asexual community? because lesbians don't get boners."

"It's ironic that most people don't understand irony"

"whenever my mom criticizes me i yell ""it's probably genetic"" and run out of the room as fast as i can"

"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"

"Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history."

"How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart? By taste."

"We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us... We're going to have a blast!"

"home is where the pants aren't"