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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."

"Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite."

"[cuddling] her: what are you thinking about? me: these pretzels are making me thirsty"

"I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up."

"Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"[team tryouts] Coach: You really knocked that one out of the park. Jimmy: Thanks Coach! Coach: This is tennis."

"What do you call a White Crocodile? A Crocasian"

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEYE"

"A boy asks his mom: ""Why is my skin so much darker than yours and Dad's?"" ... she says: ""That was a pretty wild orgy, be glad you don't bark"""

"My driving teacher asked me where the gas is. Second door on the right."