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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes it's fun to randomly shout, ""Hey, asshole!"" in a crowd, just to see who turns around."

"I jumped into the pool with my iPhone.... It's syncing now"

"What wind is best for footballs? Drew Brees"

"What do you pasta with a witty comeback? Retortellini."

"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence."

"Math Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."

"My friend tried to sell me a triangular monitor but I knew it was just a pyramid screen."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"

"I hate using abbreviations idk y i h8 it doe"

"What do you call a girl who does from butt injections? Ass-fix-iation"