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Joke of the Day

"Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey... Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving."

"How could I forget, mate? At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: ""I am a country member!"" and the other said: ""Oh, I remember!"""

"when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing"

"TIFU by Posting in the Wrong Subreddit Twice"

"Proposing new subreddit rule No more menstruation jokes. Period."

"What's the difference between Trump and Clinton? 62 Electoral Votes"

"How do you get whole race to hate you? Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)"

"Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said ""What are we going to do?"" The other replied ""Quick turn the car into a side street."""

"What do you find at an end of the rainbow? Violet"

"How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood? His hand caught fire."