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Joke of the Day

"Boss: ""You're not suppose to be drinking on the job!"" Me: ""You're not suppose to cheat on your wife."" Boss: ""Keep up the good work sir."""

"I was once told I run like a gazelle But the guy who said it was in a wheelchair, so I took it with a grain of salt."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, now it's offensive to talk about."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"I want Ebola... cereal"

"I think one of my dads might be gay"

"When a woman tells you you're cute', it means you're ugly and you just entered the friendzone."

"Q&A / ALMOST CHOKES IN cinnamon challenge Watch This Guy DO A Q*A And Almost Chokes ON The cinnamon challenge"

"You all think Trump is funny now but just wait for the wave of white-trash kids named ""Donald"" entering kindergarten around 2020."

"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"