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Joke of the Day

"A black person and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve rapists here."""

"Subway should be taken to court. They force their male employees to make sandwiches for other people and that is clearly sexist."

"The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it."

"I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!"

"A business that sells crucifix shaped skis called 'cross country'"

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? I hear the food is good but there's no atmosphere."

"I think I've found the cure for AIDS. It was in the bathroom cabinet after all."

"I feel like dinner parties are secretly competitions about who watches the most news and documentaries"

"Gay jokes aren't funny. Butt fuck it."

"My Dad always worked really hard to be able to put dinner on the table for his family. And still my Mam moaned because he couldn't afford to buy plates. That table was ruined."