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Joke of the Day

"I went shopping for some lingerie for my wife. I asked the shop keep if the panties were satin. He said ""No, they're brand new""."

"Why do Seagulls live by the Sea? If they didn't, they'd be Bagulls!"

"A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame."

"What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane."

"Husband getting dressed: Me: Purple and green don't go together. Husband: It works for the Joker. Me: My point exactly."

"How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"

"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*"

"What did Mary give her cheating husband for Christmas? A bullet."

"People that have their kids on a leash get very defensive when you pet them."

"Yo momma so fat The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space."