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Joke of the Day
"I'm putting my standards up for adoption Because I can't raise them anymore"
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"My phone bill was huge this month. A couple of weeks ago I rang in sick for my wife and her boss asked me what was wrong with her."
"What do you call a stylish molecule? A molecool."
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because their women don't want it unless it's 10% off"
"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."
"The Whip was especially popular In the 1800's"
"Her: *flipping pages* Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about you Me: but that's my autobiography"
"What building has the most stories? A library."
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"Once there was a guy... ...who had a dog with no legs. Everyday he took him out for a drag."