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Joke of the Day
"Putting my Christmas decorations on the house across the street so I can, you know, see them."
Next Joke
"That awkward moment when you have to get over someone you never even dated."
"Raise the roof! The roof is on fire! Hit the club! Bust those moves! Burning the dance floor! - RL partying sounds so violent"
"What do you call a fat Chinese person? Double Chin"
"I'm not Racist I love blacks, I think everyone should have one."
"What's black and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave :)"
"To the girl who wore a white dress to the wedding I went to this weekend, good for you for not needing people to like you"
"Just popped in to say I'm considering switching to Depends. I'm not having a problem, but new underpants everyday!"
"My buddy's daughter just told me this joke. I am a grown woman damn it, but I cannot stop laughing. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? | | | | | An irrelephant."
"When is the best time to make jokes? When you are ill, because they are sick"