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Joke of the Day

"Why do horses make terrible congressmen? Because they can only say ""neigh!"" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary."

"How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?"

"Did you hear about the new Drake Beats Headphones? The softest headphones out there."

"What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire? The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery."

"Free throws are just as good as the store-bought kind."

"The powerball 1.3 billion dollars"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 Because Microsoft 7 8 9"

"What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in."

"Gf: do I look fat in these pants? Brain: oh god it's a trap, this is what we've been training for Me: I've seen worse Brain: WTF MAN"

"Why do people say ""To be frank..."" when they're about to be brutally honest? WHAT IF FRANK LIED!? WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!?"