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Joke of the Day

"Rihanna, what did you mean the wind gave you this black eye? No, I said it was Breezy."

"What did the string say to the harp? No, you're a lyre!"

"[1st date] Me: ""So, what do you do?"" Her: ""I'm a Herpetologist."" Me: ""Great! [pulls pants down] How bad is this?"""

"I don't really like to exercise. To get my heart rate up, I hand my phone to someone else to borrow while I leave the room for 5 minutes."

"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice"

"I feel like a white girl prime number because I ALMOST literally can't even..."

"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."

"Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC..."

"Thanks for coming I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase."

"Year: 2020 Cause of death: iPhone 10 Plus fell on his head."