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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why you dont get along with cassiopeia? Cause she is petrifying gays."
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"If you've seen one lion attack you've seen a maul"
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"White people sure do love generalizations."
"*hands cashier $100 bill ""Ya have anything smaller?"" *crumbles up $100 bill and hands it to cashier"
"I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night He didn't see me though"
"If 4 people having sex is a foursome.... 3 people having sex is a threesome... And 2 people having sex is a twosome... Does that make me handsome?"
"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. One to change it and his girlfriend to give him a blowjob when he's done."
"yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck."
"Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress"