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Joke of the Day

"Boeing 787 The Boeing 787 Dreamliner has had so many leaks from the fuel and oils on board that they are re-naming it the Wet Dreamliner! C.H."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs! Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!"

"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"

"[A field] *An elderly Louie Pasteur and I sit among the clover, I hold a shotgun* Me: It's time to put you out to pasture. *Cocks shotgun*"

"I don't want to die doing something I love. I want to die doing something I hate. That way I don't have to finish it."

"What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country? Japanese"

"In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two? Dublin."

"What did the skim milk say to the farmer I will never be whole again."

"Auto correct changed ""group hug"" to ""grope hug"" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more."

"1) Jumped out of bed 2) Cooked breakfast 3) Ran 6 miles 4) Worked out 5) Started lying compulsively"