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Joke of the Day
"I never really understood porn. I mean what does she really see in him? I doubt he even loves her."
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"Bacon twice a day keeps a size 34 waist away."
"So I poured my root beer into a square glass... now I just have beer [](http://i.imgur.com/FVEqK.jpg)"
"Guys I'm like next to Austria right now... Hungary, I could really go for a cheeseburger..."
"What's black and white and red all over? A cow that's just been murdered."
"What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection? a broken nose."
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit."
"My friends are like ""hey come camping with us this weekend"" & I'm like ""I can't, I have to get new friends"""
"I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face."
"After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me... Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know."