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Joke of the Day
"Never ever marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
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"How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant? When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked."
"This girl came up to me today, and claimed she knew me from her vegetable club. I'd never met herbivore."
"so a man answers a phone call... man - ""I don't know, I live about ten miles from the ocean"" wife - ""who was that? what did they want?"" man - ""some asshole who wanted to know if the coast was clear"""
"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."
"Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river? because he was in Da-Nile"
"Why was the sterile Grizzly upset? Because he couldn't Bear children."
"Did you hear about the Homeopath who forgot to take his medication? He died of overdose"
"Q: What did the tree say when it messed up? A: It was an oakcident."
"Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself"