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Joke of the Day

"Just cracked Forest Gump's password. 1forest1"

"I admire male porn stars... They're always hard working"

"They say you learn alot from your first relationship Ya! That's why i'm not having a second"

"Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way? He was galactose intolerant."

"[out in public] Me: A kid is crying. Wife: It's not one of ours. [we fist bump]"

"Explained to my client that he shouldn't put ""urgent"" in the subject line of every email he sends. He now sends some as ""urgent urgent""."

"Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !"

"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."

"Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall."

"A retired sergeant was asked: ""Well how do you like civilian life?"" ""Terrible"" he said gruffly ""all those people around and nobody in charge!"""