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"The U.S. has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges."
"I'm what you might call 'internet pretty', meaning I'm really your dad."
"I like to hold hands at the movies... which always seems to startle strangers."
"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"
"In a parallel universe, one sock goes in the washer/dryer and two come out."
"My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out."
"The lifeguard caught me peeing in the pool, today. He shouted so loud I nearly fell in."
"What's the best part about having sex with a transsexual? Pretending it went all the way through"
"What weapon is most feared by knights? A can opener."