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Joke of the Day

"Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: ... H: ... M: ... H: Why are you hesitating? M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid."

"I renamed my night club Viagra... It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!"

"Goodnight, sweet Prince. Rip in peace Prince."

"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at? The HYATT!!"

"What's a butcher's favorite city? Cleaveland"

"What do you call masturbating on a plane Hi-jacking Never forget"

"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."

"They said ""orange is the new black""... ...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama."

"Bras are annoying: They really get on my tits. I am from the UK and have no idea whether this works in any other country at all."