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Joke of the Day

"[Noah's Ark] Noah: How will the animals reproduce? God: You took a male & female, right? Noah: YOU SAID BRING 2 YOU DIDN'T SAY 1 OF EACH SEX"

"How do porcupines hug? Carefully!"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants The bartender ask, ""Doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says,""Arrrgh, it's driving me nuts"""

"A joke from Jimmy Neutron made into my own. Q: In the dark they arrive without being fetched In the light they are lost without being stolen. What are they? A: Good TV shows."

"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"

"What did the male cat say to the female cat. Damn girl you looking feline."

"What's the worst thing about 1 ply toilet paper? It's already shitty before you use it."

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."

"Have you heard the joke about the flying sandwich? Nope. Neither have I."

"Context is everything ""Jesus loves you!"" A lovely thing to hear in church. Not so much in a Mexican prison."